Sunday, February 12, 2012

S-A-D-U-R-D-A-Y Night!

-You're all idiots when you drink. And some of you even when you're sober.

-If you lose your coat check card, that sucks. Cause you're not getting your coat back till tomorrow.

-Yes. It's cold. But I don't care. If you get kicked out, you can't come back inside and warm up.

-You can think I'm mean and too strict, but that's my job.

-If you're a lady, and you find a bouncer attractive, feel free to talk to him. But don't wait till 2:10 to start.

-What do you really think you're going to accomplish by trying to argue with me? My mind's made up. Nothing you say will change it.

-In case you couldn't tell by looking at me, I'm white. Actually, I'm a white guy with blonde hair and green eyes. You can't get much more recessive than that. Quit calling me the N word when you're angry at me.

-Unless you actually get paid, you don't work at the bar. Getting a free drink for putting fliers out on a car doesn't mean you get to say you work there. We appreciate the help, but find it annoying when you try to put yourselves on our level.

-1 person on the mechanical bull at a time.

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