Yeah, you can see yourself dancing in the reflection in the window, but so can everyone else. And if you have to watch yourself, odds are, nobody else is. And for good reason. You don't look good. Stop.
If the bouncer of the bar you're going to won't let you in, what's the point in fighting with him? Do you really wanna get into a bar you have to fight for when there's literally hundreds of others you can go to?
Racism is discrimination cause of skin color. Not discrimination against people who dress like idiots. Get some clothes that actually fit. You're not being let in cause your shirt is 12 sizes too big. Not because you're black.
Screaming, yelling, crying, pouting, and even logical reasoning will not change my mind. Once I've made a decision, I have to stay with it. And I will.
There's a chance I might mistake a fake ID as a real one, not a good chance, but a chance nonetheless. But I'll never confuse real ID as a fake. So if I take yours, its fake. And you can't have it back. I always offer for people to go ask the cops to get it for them, I'll gladly give any ID I take to a cop. Funny thing is, nobody ever wants to go that route.
Fighting a bouncer is never smart.
If you drink so much you fall asleep in a noisy dance club, right next to the speaker, you probably drink too much.
Cops will take the sober bouncer's word over the drunk kid. Every single time.
If you're gonna bribe me, it better be more than $10.
Leave the shot girls alone. Buy drinks and tip well, but there's no way she's going home with you. Stop trying.
Next time you go out, if there's someone in your group that has a questionable ID, have them go through the line first. Instead of you all getting in and them not being able to at the end.
No, you can't get a refund after being here for 2 hours.
If one bouncer doesn't like you, none of us do.
Yes, ladies, guys are pigs. This shouldn't surprise you. It also shouldn't surprise you that they give you attention when you wear next to nothing.
The best way to get on a bouncer's good side is to simply be polite. Or at least don't be rude.
