These things annoy me. And they're so avoidable!
-Guys, stay off the stripper pole. Seriously. Nobody thinks you're sexy.
-Girls, doesn't matter how hot you look if you don't use deodorant.
-If you say you're not a smoker, yet you're constantly dragging on cigarette, you're a smoker.
-To the awkward white guy in the corner just staring at the girls dancing, stop. You're creeping everyone out.
-To the girl sitting alone at the bar in tears, a dance club is not the kind of bar you go to to drown your sorrows.
-If your group gets kicked out cause of one drunk person in it, get smarter friends.
-If you're over 40, maybe think about finding a new bar...
-If the music is too loud, don't move right next to the speakers
-There is no reason to EVER wear a McNabb Vikings jersey. I'm not even a Vikings fan and I know that.
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